We welcome your bad poetry…

May 9, 2012 | Written by admin

If you’ve not checked out this year’s Bad Poetry contestants (in the “comments” section), you’ve missed such good work as Cimex Lecularis, The Arab Sprummer, and A Fruit Soliloquy. All of them awful.

If you’re really into bad poetry, check out this guy’s song on YouTube: www.youtube.com/watch?v=njrmL1y3ul8

We need more bad poetry like this! So click on “comments” and offer up your own bit o’ Badness!

Posted in Bad Poetry

  • http://www.godsabsolutelove.com/ Patricia Zell

    I’m sorry–I’m just not a poet,
    And boy, do I know it.
    Poetry stumps me all the time
    Especially if it doesn’t rhyme.
    Prose is more my speed–
    It makes me feel freed
    From trying to figure out
    What those verses are all about.

  • Molly

    so much depends 
    upon

    a red suit
    case

    squeaking down
    terminal

    nnnchnnchnnnchn
    nnchnch