Thursdays with Amanda: Bad Poetry Contest
May 9, 2013 | Written by Amanda Luedeke
Amanda Luedeke is a literary agent with MacGregor Literary. Every Thursday, she posts about growing your author platform. You can follow her on Twitter @amandaluedeke or join her Facebook group to stay current with her wheelings and dealings as an agent. Her author marketing book, The Extroverted Writer, is available from Amazon andBarnes & Noble.
Emily Dickinson once said “To write good, you have to learn to write bad.”
Okay, so she didn’t say that. She probably never even thought it. But, what I HAVE heard respected authors say is something to the effect of “First you must learn the rules so that then you know how to break them.”
Deep stuff, eh?
This week on the blog, we’re all about breaking the rules. We’re running our annual Bad Poetry Contest, so if you haven’t already, get out your pen and paper, rouse up that teenage angst that still lurks behind your Toyota Corolla, nine-to-five, everything’s-perfect facade, and start writing.
To get the juices flowing, here’s a bad limerick I wrote in high school:
There once was a servant named Jasper,
Who wanted to marry his master.
So he grabbed her and fled to the church to be wed
And was painfully forced to first ask her.
Your turn. Submit your entries here.